as in, dachshunds from across the country gather in huntington beach, ca and hold a race in the back lot (or something like that) of Paw the Coffee Mill -- a breakfast joint.
owners just provide transpo.
doxies provide the brawn,
think ellroy's gonna have blast.
galloping mini-horse, heart THUMP, THUMP, THUMPING away, tongue flailing wildly.
might even win...ya never know
sirloin all around.