sunday morning coming down

and i'm one of three remaining white males in los angeles who mows his own lawn.

its a little known fact that i hold close to my heart. and i like to celebrate said factoid on my porch with a pabst blue ribbon and a sanctimonious sneer. but im starting to think gravel might be a nice alternative. ulysses; my tortoise, masturbated all over my freshly mowed lawn.he was punished. here's some pix. live vicariously through me.